she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
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