how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
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