did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
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