I just tried to pick my 105-lb puppy up and accidentally fingered its asshole
There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
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I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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