I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
I just woke and had to fish my phone out of a bowl of chili. I was wrist deep in it. WHO BROUGHT CHILI TO A PARTY?!
its not chili. and you brought it.
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