So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
Are my feet made of real feet?
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
Randomize
