this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
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