im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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