Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
Farmville is her only friend.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
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