Fyi I let myself into your place, I'm wearing some of your clothes in your bed. Come take them off
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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