Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I haven't been laid since Bush was president.
i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
Why is there uncooked bacon under my bed?
You insisted on taking it to bed with you. You grabbed it out of the fridge while mumbling "If I leave this out, you fuckers are just going to ruin it."
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
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