Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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