office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
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