Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
you didnt know i had herpes?
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
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