I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
I molested 6 butterflies tonight
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
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