We need to rekindle our bromance
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
Did I show you my penis last night?
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
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