The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
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