She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
Ran into my prostitute at Costco yesterday. She was with her boyfriend, I was with my kids. Awwwwkward.
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
I just got a handjob in the back of an Uber while a large German dude and a Midwestern fuck-boi sang along in falsetto to the Bohemian Rhapsody.
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