i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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