I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
Seriously why is the deadbolt locked. This is the second time I'm having to sleep on the porch using my boots as my pillow. I can't wait till the next time your drunk.
Shhh, I'm sleeping. Just let it happen Jess.
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
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