And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
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