When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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