It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
Alternately I could tell him western classical is just a series of events that had to happen for music to reach the point where Beyoncé was able to pen drunk in love, which is the pinnacle of humanity's artistic achievement thus far
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
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