i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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