im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
She's throwing herself an "I just had a baby" shower, where she makes up for 9 months of sobriety then squeezing a watermelon out of her vagina.
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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