I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
I accidentally burped into my bong.
Found a waterbottle filled with a bloody mary in my purse this morning. Blacked-out me is always trying to help hungover me, it's so cute.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
Last night drunk me texted a sure to be hungover me my class schedule and locations for today. I'm like a mom preparing her child for the first day of school
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
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