How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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