I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
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