yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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