One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
I want a musical about memes.
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
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