I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
one two three fourrrrnication!
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
I got so high that I decided to drive with my knees on the way home. Where am I going in life?
Nowhere
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
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