there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
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