A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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