I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
Just had a talk about safe sex with my mom. Not about protection. About the very real possibility of a "penile fracture". Gotta love having a nurse for a mother.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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