alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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