Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
Randomize
