I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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