It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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