wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
lets start a swedish sibling band together
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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