I left the party when things started to get crazy... and when I say crazy I mean: there was puke on the carpet, Evan was passed out behind a plant, Mary was making out with her ex while her present bf was making out with Nancy. Not to mention that someone fisted the wall. Also - someone is sleeping on your lawn - they might be dead, I didn't check. Later.
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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