The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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