Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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