I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
Randomize
