He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
Okay, this next statement may sound like a red flag but I'm tellin you, shotgunning those two beers really helped me love my child more effectively. Honest.
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