I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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