we need to drink 2009 down the drain
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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