That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
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