is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
True but thats because hes a fetus.
I didn't slap you in the face. TEQUILA slapped you with my hand...
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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