I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
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