Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
It came up in court that I told the arresting officer my name was Thomas Jefferson, and I was born in 1776. I almost kept a straight face. Almost.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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