so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
Come share oat with me in your robe
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
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