You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
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